AP - Somewhere in North America (we think)
Unhappy with his image, the "King of Wraiths" set out to remake himself in the image of Diana Ross. Too bad he decided to go cheap and allowed Dr. Nick Riviera to perform the procedure.
"He showed me his credentials. I saw the diploma hanging on the wall of his doublewide," commented the so-far-unsubstantiated entity known as Blo from an undisclosed location. "How was I supposed to know that the 'Hollywood Upstairs Medical School' was not legit?"
According to an eye witness, after seeing his reflection in the puddle of biological waste outside "Dr." Riviera's facility, Blo ran whimpering like a baby girl into the forest.
"I contemplated giving chase," said De, who was exiting the Upstanding Citizens Clothing Shop across the street. "Being a compassionate warrior, I felt it was my calling to find the poor soul and comfort him, but there was a little old lady that needed help crossing the street. And then a girl scout lost her kitty when it climbed a tree. Then there was the little boy trapped at the top of the burning building I had to rescue. Unfortunately, I just forgot. I'm so ashamed. I think I'm going to go fast for forty days and nights and meditate on my wrongdoing."
The mythical creature know as Blo was last seen somewhere else. Below is the "After" photo from "Dr." Riviera's files.