"Well, crying isn't gonna bring your dog back . . . unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog."
- Homer J. Simpson
Thursday, September 4, 2008
As I rub my face on Grace's cheek:
Me: I'm giving you my beard.
Grace (5): No!
Me: You don't want a beard?
Grace: No. Because then I'd look like a man. And I'd be crazy and dumb.
Oh, Gracie, you are always good for a laugh!