- L. Frank Baum, "The Land of Oz"
Fox News is interviewing a financial "expert" about how to fix the economic crisis. His name: Chuck Norris.
Insert requisite Chuck Norris joke (related to the economy) here.
I knew there was a reason I never watch cable news.
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If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song on itunes.
Seriously, though, we can learn a lot about the economy through Chuck Norris' life.
He can kill two stones with one bird. I think that makes him an expert on a lot of things.
His urine is worth $750 per ounce on the Chinese black market. I would consider that capitalism at its finest.
Norris has a vacation home on the sun. You have to be fairly knowledgeable about the housing market to get access to that sort of real estate... another plus??
Not only that, but he can have his cake AND eat it, too. That takes highly developed management skills.
Certainly he is more resourceful than other famous martial artists. When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
I really believe cable news is helping kill our country. Always on and always having to fill the beast with SOMETHING leads to presidential races being about whether Sarah Palin is hot or not.
Chuck Norris doesn't need cable to help kill this country. All he needs is his right foot.

Well yeah. Apparently Chuck Norris released a book entitled "Black Belt Patriotism". From what it looks like, it's pretty good....
But yeah... there are reasons not to watch cable news anymore. ^_^