"Well, crying isn't gonna bring your dog back . . . unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog."

- Homer J. Simpson
I'm Right. You're Going To Hell.

Believers can be so sectarian.

It's apparently easy to be a Catholic and to think all Protestants are going to hell because they don't submit to the Holy Roman Church or its Pope.

It's apparently easy to be a member of the United Pentecostal Church and to think all other "Christians" are going to hell because they don't speak in tongues (among other things).

It's apparently easy to be a Baptist and to think all papists and charismatics are going to hell because they preach a false "Gospel of Works" which naturally disqualifies them from salvation.

The list goes on.

For me, these days I'm all about ecumenism. I've grown weary of the idea that some particular denomination, sect, or branch of Christianity has all of the answers while all other Christians simply don't get it.

I don't know what a truly ecumenical church looks like, but I do know I like diversity within the Christian body. I like the idea of learning about Christianity as the one true religion from Roman Catholics, and I like the idea of learning about Christianity as the one true relationship from Protestants -- and everything in between. I even think Eastern Orthodoxy has got something worthy to bring to the table.

It all reminds me of a C. S. Lewis quotation (which I'll butcher, er, paraphrase here): "When Catholicism has gone bad it looks like all other religions. When Protestantism has gone bad it doesn't look like a religion at all."

One thing's for certain: No branch of the faith has a monopoly on the truth.

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Comments on "I'm Right. You're Going To Hell.":
1. Milly - 10/27/2007 9:13 am CDT

Us MoonPiest agree with Bird

2. Nicole - 10/27/2007 9:22 am CDT

There is, of course, the tendency (for me) to want to shy away from ecumenism due to its perceived flakiness/wishy-washiness, etc. After all, wasn't Jesus very specific about what he taught? Then again, all those parables...isn't some of that stuff open to interpretation? As a firmly-planted Protestant wife and mother whose husband converted to Catholicism in the past year I find myself challenged daily and on all levels by these questions. I don't believe this is a conversation that ever ends as long as believers walk the earth, but oh - the "all-of-one-mind" aspect of the early church sounds so easy sometimes. (The whole "being-fed-to-the-lions" thing...not so much.)

3. Brandi - 10/27/2007 9:34 am CDT

Well said.

4. Joseph D. Walch - 10/27/2007 2:35 pm CDT

Perhaps some resist being 'all-of-one-mind' because they fear the loss of intellectualism, their identity, or they fear being labeled 'brainwashed.'

From my experience, outward persecution is the easy part. That helps solidify a feeling of oneness and unity. Being fed to the lions can be a great blessing. It's when people start thinking they have special insight into truth that the Body of Christ starts to break up in those specific instances--one part thinking itself above the others in its access to truth.

5. DLE - 10/27/2007 2:37 pm CDT

Uh, just for clarification, it's not Pentecostals as a denomination who believe that one can't be saved with out speaking in tongues. You're thinking of folks in the Apostolic denominations.

I know that doesn't change your point at all, but just sayin'.

6. Jared's Mom - 10/27/2007 4:43 pm CDT

Jesus asked Peter this question, Who do You say that I am ? ( Jared's dad)

7. Bird - 10/27/2007 9:33 pm CDT

Uh, just for clarification, it's not Pentecostals as a denomination who believe that one can't be saved with out speaking in tongues.

Yes, Pentecostals as a denomination think speaking in tongues is an "immediate and external" evidence of salvation. (I'm talking about the denomination: the United Pentecostal Church.)

In the broader sense, not all Pentecostals are UPC people and therefore not all non-UPC Pentecostals believe the same way.

8. The Ancient Mariner - 10/28/2007 4:13 pm CDT

Umm, Bird, then you should say "Oneness Pentecostals," that being the particular category to which the UPC belongs; not only are they not the Pentecostal denomination, they aren't even a mainstream Pentecostal denomination. (The closest thing to anything you could call the Pentecostal denomination would be the Assemblies of God, or maybe the Church of God in Christ . . .)

9. Bird - 10/28/2007 4:20 pm CDT

Fair enough, AM. Since it's the UPC I had in mind when I wrote that, I made the change to UPC on the post.

10. Eloquorius - 10/29/2007 2:01 am CDT

While no denomination, church or whatever has a "monopoly" on (all) the truth, we also have to recognize that some are closer than others and some lay well outside the boundary of orthodoxy. Part of the reason for the mess we're in is that we have either lost those boundaries or, worse, declared boundaries to be wrong and un-ecumenical. Or, perhaps, we've drawn boundaries against having boundaries since boundaries are divisive. OK, right.

The fact remains that Paul warned of "another gospel" and a false gospel that cannot save (2 Cor. 11). Jesus was full of as many warnings as He was exhortations and comforts. Some of those warnings were terrifying. What the warnings of Jesus and the writings of Paul have in common is hopelessness of any other Gospel than salvation by faith alone in the death, burial and resurrection of Christ as the atonement for sins. Predestination or not; total depravity or not; those two stand: Sola Fide, Sola Christus (sp?). So when a church denies those, it's OK, even noble, to say with Mark Driscoll, "Hey! You're on the other team!" Preaching a Gospel that saves and guarding our doctrine, should be more important to us than whether or not we're "in communion" with the steepled buildings across the street. True, Jesus prayed for unity, but he warned and pleaded about heretical teachings and teachers. Disunity is not good, I'm not saying that. But heresy is Hell for all involved, and that, brothers ought concern us more than getting back into the good graces of Rome or fretting over what Protestantism looks like when it has "gone bad."

My personal reading of Eph. 2:9, Galatians 1 and 3, and others, is that relying on works (even "works + faith") will not bring salvation any more than any other human effort driven religion. So if the Baptists think a gospel of works (which is accurate when referring to Romanism) cannot save, I believe the Scriptures agree with them.

Look, I have some Christians who think I'm going to hell by getting remarried. I don't believe the whole of Scripture supports their conclusion, BUT even as one on the receiving end of their condemnation I at least respect their zeal for God (if indeed it's for God and not religion). However, what I can't stand, what I can't trust, what I can't count upon are spaghetti-spined Christians who are so enamored with appreciating the "diversity" that they forget to "hate what is evil" while trying to declare, "yo, it's all good." Blech. Unreliable servants.

11. Eloquorius - 10/29/2007 2:12 am CDT

Bird, thanks for posting on this BTW. Go to 1 Cor 1:10 and following. Here Paul writes on division (not "diversity") within the church. What gets me here is that Paul, in his capacity as super-duper-pastor and Apostle, was not enamored with the, uh, personal flavors of Christianity ("...of Appolos... Cephas..." etc.) but was so aghast that he was glad he didn't baptize many of them! He appealed – by which we could say God appeals to us today – that "there be no divisions" but have the same mind and the "same judgment." Where are the "enjoy your differences!" passages? Do you have any thoughts on 1 Cor .1 vis-a-vis the "diversity" we see today?

12. Bird - 10/29/2007 9:26 am CDT

Thanks, E. I'm on the run now, but I'll read your comments in depth later.

13. Manders - 10/29/2007 5:45 pm CDT

I have the wonderful feeling that we're all going to have our theology adjusted in a big way at the end of all things. And the great thing is that we won't mind. :)

14. The Ancient Mariner - 10/30/2007 5:27 pm CDT

I have to say, Eloquorius, I think you've misunderstood Roman Catholicism there. I have no brief for the RC understanding of grace, but I think it's important to realize that they are no more preaching a gospel of works than the Arminian Baptists who denounce them. (In point of fact, their soteriology is really pretty similar at the core.)

15. Eloquorius - 10/31/2007 9:22 am CDT

Mariner, I don't misunderstand them at all; I quote them! The Council of Trent (of which the current Pope is particularly fond) was specifically held to stake out the Papal position against all key points of the Reformation. They declared in the strongest terms that two categories of belief "anathematized" (eternally condemned) a soul: 1) belief in works alone for salvation, 2) belief in faith alone for salvation. Rome forever enshrined a doctrinal system that states unequivocally that Christ's grace, through Mary, simply enables you to pay your part of the sin penance and work off the just punishment for your sins. (that's a summary statement of about six doctrines). When someone declares that you MUST believe in a "debt of temporal punishment to be discharged either in this world, or in the next in Purgatory, before the entrance to the kingdom of heaven can be opened", well, that's a pretty clear denial of Christ's substitutionary atonement for those that believe on his complete sacrifice. And the infamous "Canon 9" declared damned anyone who trusts that "by faith alone the impious is justified in such wise as to mean that nothing else is required to co-operate in order to the obtaining the grace of Justification", well, therein Rome staked out their firm condemnation of what Luther called the chief article of the entire Reformation: salvation by faith alone for justification.

I used to glaze over all the historical talk, but I see now that it matters more than ever. Why? Because (to get back to Bird's original post) Evangelicals are more willing today than ever before to compromise the underpinnings of orthodoxy, especially when it comes to the core doctrines of justification. Evangelicals will fund entire para-church organizations to take no-compromise stands "defending marriage" or "protecting life," while in our own churches we'll so quickly go on to compromise the very Gospel by which all must be saved; you know, lest we get caught saying something like "I'm Right. You're Going To Hell."

Needless to say, Bird, I'm not big on your self-described "all about ecumenism" approach. What's funny -- and I wish you had a different perspective to see this -- is that your attraction to Rome's "one true church" doctrine is, in fact, an endorsement of a doctrine by which Rome requires all true followers of Rome to stand in your face and declare you "anathema" (not a light term you know) precisely because of the very Gospel to which you appear to hold.

Oh, by the way, do you believe that a "Gospel of Works" naturally disqualifies on from salvation? Do you believe that a someone can both trust in Christ to some extent and also trust in their own penance as part of their salvation? Just answer honesty.

16. The Ancient Mariner - 10/31/2007 11:39 am CDT

Eloquorious, it's eminently possible to quote someone with complete accuracy and interpret them with complete inaccuracy. The problem isn't your citations or lack thereof; the problem is your lack of attention to definitions. You're assuming that when Catholics say something, they mean exactly what a Reformed Christian would mean by those words--and that isn't the case.

I would encourage you to consider the Joint Declaration on the Doctrine of Justification, which was signed by representatives of the Lutheran World Federation and the Vatican on Reformation Day, 1999. It's not a perfect document--nor, obviously, does it mean that Catholic and Lutheran theology are now in complete agreement on justification, as Avery Cardinal Dulles noted--but at the very least, I think it does well to refute the extremity of your charge.

17. Ellen - 11/01/2007 5:38 am CDT

Go ask a Roman Catholic what they need to do to be saved. I tried hat once. Go to mass, do good works, be baptized, be confirmed, go to confession....they forgot believe in Christ.

18. PS - 12/21/2007 7:00 am CST

All these comments and the original post are from man's perspective, naturally. But the Bible makes it clear that we don't know the WHOLE mind of God. What bothers me most about the stand of this group or that group is that they are so full of themselves as if they know exactly what God thinks. The Bible gives us a good picture of God, but it is finite compared to God.

Are there not also warnings about judging?

Remember that the pharisees KNEW the scriptures but MISSED the Christ.

19. PS - 12/21/2007 7:01 am CST

All these comments and the original post are from man's perspective, naturally. But the Bible makes it clear that we don't know the WHOLE mind of God. What bothers me most about the stand of this group or that group is that they are so full of themselves as if they know exactly what God thinks. The Bible gives us a good picture of God, but it is finite compared to God.

Are there not also warnings about judging?

Remember that the pharisees KNEW the scriptures but MISSED the Christ.

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