"As they passed the rows of houses they saw through the open doors that men were sweeping and dusting and washing dishes, while the women sat around in groups, gossiping and laughing. "What has happened?" the Scarecrow asked a sad-looking man with a bushy beard, who wore an apron and was wheeling a baby-carriage along the sidewalk. "Why, we've had a revolution, your Majesty -- as you ought to know very well," replied the man; "and since you went away the women have been running things to suit themselves. I'm glad you have decided to come back and restore order, for doing housework and minding the children is wearing out the strength of every man in the Emerald City." "Hm!" said the Scarecrow, thoughtfully. "If it is such hard work as you say, how did the women manage it so easily?" "I really do not know," replied the man, with a deep sigh. "Perhaps the women are made of cast-iron.""

- L. Frank Baum, "The Land of Oz"
Nothing Says I Love You Like . . .

I just saw this classified ad:

WANTS TO BUY
An AK-47 for wife, in 7.62x39. Must be in excellent working order with no modifications to trigger and in descent appearance. No SKS models. Surprise for wife, please do not discuss it with her.


That's Texas.

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Comments on "Nothing Says I Love You Like . . .":
1. mopsy - 08/30/2007 10:30 am CDT

It's terribly important that it look decent. You'd hate for it to clash with her shoes.

2. Inklingstar - 08/30/2007 12:54 pm CDT

You have to wonder if it is for her or for her.

3. Milly - 08/30/2007 1:39 pm CDT

Thanks now you've ruined my surprise!
Last year a Dallas Cowboy Drew Bledsoe jersey this year firearms.

4. Alan - 08/30/2007 2:16 pm CDT

A Drew Bledsoe jersey? Some timing your husband has.

5. Bird - 08/30/2007 5:16 pm CDT

Yep, that's Texas alright.

6. Milly - 08/30/2007 6:07 pm CDT

Hey I still love Drew! I have to cheer for a family member.

7. Jess - 08/30/2007 6:55 pm CDT

Nice. :)

My brother bought me a shotgun last Christmas. (And we live near Seattle!)

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