"The 'what-ifs?' increase exponentially when your heart is walking around outside of your body wearing Buzz Lightyear light up shoes."

- BlestWithSons
What's a Bing?

Grace (5): How old is God?

Dada: He doesn't have an age. He existed before the world was made and anyone was ever born.

Grace: So he's 100 years old?

Dada: No, he's infinite. He's been around since forever, but he doesn't age like we do.

Macy (7): He's God.

Grace: I know that!

Dada: He's not a person.

Grace: Yes he is. He is a person.

Dada: Well, he's a Person, but not like us. He's not a human being.

(long pause)

Grace: I'm not a bean.

Macy: BEE-ing! Not bean.

Grace: I'm not a bee either.

Macy: That's not what I said!

Grace: I'm glad I'm not a bean or a bee 'cause I'd get eaten up or I'd get stung and then I'd die.

Macy: A BEING!

Grace: What's a bing?

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Comments on "What's a Bing?":
1. Evan - 09/26/2008 4:30 pm CDT

That's twice as funny as any 'comedy' writing for television these days.

2. Bill - 09/26/2008 6:22 pm CDT

No kidding, Jared. Funny stuff.

I love your girls - they're so cute and you can tell they are going to be real wits.

Heh - "What's a bing?"

3. Gina - 09/26/2008 9:57 pm CDT

I absolutely love hearing the cute things those two girls have to say!

4. Raindream - 09/26/2008 10:02 pm CDT

I love it.

5. Quaid - 09/26/2008 10:35 pm CDT

Was Grace being funny when she said "I'm not a bean" and "I'm not a bee" or did she really misunderstand what was being said?

Either way - hilarious. (If, however, she was being funny, I find it more hilarious)

6. Jared - 09/26/2008 11:05 pm CDT

Quaid, she was incredulous. I think she really was hearing "bean" and then "bee" (because Macy overaccentuated the "bee" in "being" the second time).

7. Milly - 09/27/2008 4:24 pm CDT

What until those girls are teens and look'n at the boys. You are so in trouble. ;-} They can out talk you.

8. jeremiah lawson - 10/02/2008 8:16 pm CDT

So the answer to that last question obviously wasn't "Crosby". :)

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