"Well, crying isn't gonna bring your dog back . . . unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog."

- Homer J. Simpson
Where My Youth Ministerz At?

This is hilarious. (And quoth Homer Simpson: "It's funny because it's true.")



I think this is funnier -- and certainly more affectionately accurate -- than that Ignatius, Super Cool Youth Pastor thing.

HT: Matthew Paul Turner

Cross-posted at GDC

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Comments on "Where My Youth Ministerz At?":
1. nhe - 08/12/2009 9:17 am CDT

Brilliant!......."I don't endorse 'The Family Guy', but I still think its funny" - I think I made that same comment about Seinfeld when I was a youth minister. Awkward side hug, and the observation about the common denominator among all youth ministers' wives - hilarious!!.......because its true!!!

2. OneDei - 08/12/2009 12:49 pm CDT

Word. Oh, and I also hate it when youth ministers use outdated words like, "word" because they think they are hip.

3. Thirsty Bear - 08/13/2009 9:50 am CDT

Too true.

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